SUCC Alps 2006 - 23 June to 2 July 2006

Chris V writes...

As the last of the British water drains away for the summer, thoughts naturally turn to what to do to entertain ourselves over the dry, barren summer months. The answer as ever is to head the length of France to take advantage of the sun, cheap beer and awesome paddling of the French Alps. Therefore with a not inconsiderable amount of last minute faffage, on the last weekend of June a select group of SUCCers past and present headed south.

The teams assembled were:

  • The black (not very) stealthmobile: Mikey B, Chris, Tim and Beth
  • Goose's car: The Goose, Ketchup (non-paddling, non-driving shuttle bunny), Martin and Eric
  • Saga tours: Mr Webb, Mr Bolt, Mr Willoughby and Sick Boy (the others deserve respect, Jon doesn't!)
  • The Baby Mobile: Pinky, Julie (non-paddling, photo-taking, cherry picking, baby-feeding, super shuttle bunny) and Suzie (non-paddling, non-walking, non-speaking but much gurgling sleeping baby)
  • The Hire car: Facey and Facey's boat

We (the not so stealthymobile) eventually left Southampton at about 9 on the Friday evening having had to repack the car twice to fit all of Mike and Chris' rubbish in. Happily speeding up the M3 it was discovered that Mike had neglected to return the keys to Richmond Gardens before leaving, whoops. With near perfect timing we arrived at Dover with just enough time to fill up on Red Bull, Coke and Haribo (essential overnight driving fuel) before driving pretty much straight onto the ferry where we were joined by Team Saga. As everyone thought about getting something to eat or looking at the over-priced Duty Free, John W and Mike did what they do best and headed to the bar. It being a midnight ferry and therefore past Mikey's bedtime the inevitable happened; Mikey drifted off to sleep, we all walked away from him and the rest of the people in the bar pointed and laughed.

Saturday

The ferry docked, we found our car (good job Mr Webb knew where we had parked) and the fun started. Get onto the wrong side of the road set cruise control and onwards Lyon-wards until morning. One of the disadvantages of Mike's lovely new stealthmobile is that once you have programmed the cruise control to 85 mph there isn't that much else to do, so while everyone else slept a "high as a kite on red bull" Chris set about playing with every button he could find and trying to work out how to set the date, resulting in the occasional unpleasant blast of French radio. After a few hours it was Mike's turn to drive and then it was Chris' again (it would appear pushing paper around is significantly more tiring than being a Phd student). Originally the plan had been to stop at Lyon to have a play on Hawaii-sur-Rhone but after not much discussion it was thought that pressing on to get a nice warm up river in would be better. Consequently after a brief breakfast stop in Grenoble on we headed to Briancon for lunch on the hill by the castle with Team Saga. During our meal we were treated to the sight of a wedding party meeting up in the car park below. This seemed to involve tying bits of flowers to your car and then leaning on the horn permanently! After a quick look over the back of the castle at the gorge it was time to head off for River Number 1.

Briancon Gorge (III)

Jon pinned on the Briancon Gorge

When we had run this last year it was painfully low, thankfully this year someone had decided to let some water through the barrage making it a decidedly more pleasant run. For Tim and Beth this was their first ever Alpine river and both seemed to like the whole idea. The water shoot down the side of the barrage was once again devoid of water - nevertheless Mike and Chris not being particularly keen to get out their boats scraped their way down the shoot and flopped into the pool below. Given that neither is particularly small it is a wonder how Jon managed to vertically pin himself doing the exact same thing! The rest of the run was all good fun made slightly more exciting by a chronic lack of sleep.

At this juncture a point should be made on the style of the kit being sported by the 2 cars: Team Stealth was in play boats, paddling with 45-degree paddles and wearing boardshorts. On the other hand Team saga were paddling RPMs, Diesels and shall we say larger craft whilst wearing 10-year-old BAs, neoprene shorts and if you're John a full face fluorescent yellow Romer helmet. This truly was a sight to see though in no way a reflection on paddling ability (unless it is those in big boats paddle more sensibly).

After making our first of many visits to the layby at the get out and being treated to some not very good rock bands sound-checking across the river, we headed back to Giant to get food and Goose. Then it was on to the Rab and the competition to find a space to camp that was level, ant-free and in the shade. With the weather not as warm as would be hoped and rain threatening it was a short discussion about what to do tomorrow before people headed for sleep.

Sunday

After a quick trip to the boulangerie for the first of many breakfasts of pain au raisin and pain au chocolat it was time to head off to go boating. The original plan was to go for a relatively easy day of Onde followed by Gyronde that lasted only slightly longer than it took us to relay it to Facey! The Onde was agreed so off we went meeting up with the babymobile at the get in. Whilst the shuttle was taking place Beth used the best of her Army training and found what she considered to be an ideal candidate for tea: a massive snail. Not entirely keen on the idea we thought that les escargots could wait. Anyhow on to the river.

Onde (IV-)

Once again the level was far better than the year before which made the river excellent. After about 10m warm up it was straight into good technical alpine grade IV white water. Not entirely surprisingly Beth found it mildly intimidating especially after taking a roll and adding a couple of choice scratches to her new helmet and a lovely bruise to her shoulder, but by the time Chris identified the wrong bridge as the get out everything was good and big smiles all round.

After a quick lunch it was off to the get in for the Upper Guisane. Not for the last time there was a minor communication breakdown between Goose's car and everyone else with us wondering where they were and eventually discovering they had gone to the get out instead, so one car down we set off on the Upper Guisane.

Upper Guisane (III/IV)

Running the Upper GuisaneIn retrospect the Upper Guis might have been a better river to start the day with as supposed the Onde. A nice bit of grade III water eventually lead to the one rapid of note: S Bend. After going for the traditional mass bimble down it was all a bit tame into Villeneuve where Beth stopped for the day and Martin and Eric jumped on. Goose decided against joining us deciding instead he would rather go and watch England play football with Michelle and Beth (not Beth's favourite pastime).

Lower Guisane (IV)

Suzie

The Lower Guisane is simply one of the best, most fun rivers in the Alps, it is never dull and with the amount of water we had just good fun. Due to the extension of a bridge Shelob's weir is now a compulsory portage (not many complaints here) and there is another weir to portage, apart from that it is pretty much non-stop eddy hopping (or hoping?) paddling! There had been a slight change from previous years with a big gravel bank on river right appearing. This was where it got harder and even Pinky decided it was time to think about being serious but within seconds the grin and the giggle were back!

A return to the layby get out of the previous day saw everyone playing with Suzie and wondering about the football. As if to make her point about her dislike of having to watch football Beth callously threw the rugby ball into the river forcing John to rescue it. It was during this time that we discovered that even at only 3 months Suzie has a well educated sense of smell:

  • Paddlers around wearing cags = happy smiley baby
  • Paddlers around having taken off cags and revealing smeggy thermals = not happy baby
  • Paddlers changed into (slightly) less smelly kit = happy baby again!

Monday

With Ia(i)n2 in full control it was time to try the silly; the Guil grandslam. Putting in at Chateau Q and then running Chateau Q, l'Ange and finally the Middle Guil in one continuous section. Unfortunately due to a lack of water the Middle was not really an option but the other two were there for the taking.

Chateau Queyras Gorge (IV?)

Iain running Chateau QChateau Q is unique and has to be seen to be believed. The Guil enters the gorge about 6m wide and is soon down to a matter of less than 2m in width! The first section is just 300m of non-stop Duracell Bunny paddling with several drops and stoppers to keep you interested. Whilst both Jo(h)ns and Beth joined the photo crew above everyone ran the first section on their own. It is totally solo paddling and over in less than a minute, you've either mad it down upright (probably via a couple of rock braces) or else it's not been nice to you. It is a strange feeling sat at the last eddy just below the bridge counting thirty seconds from when the person in front of you has gone so that you know it will be clear. After the main section the gorge flattens out before the final drop. This is can be nasty and is different every year. In theory the line was right heading left to avoid an undercut but not many people paid much attention or had any choice. Chris flipped and did a good job on matching Beth on the colourful shoulder stakes. Eric on the other hand decided to run the undercut upside down to no ill-effect. After posing for photos at the bottom it was on to l'Ange.

Guardian Angel Gorge (IV)

L'Ange Gardien is a very beautiful gorge and very different to Chateau Q. It is suitably intimidating that Chris had previously walked away from it twice before and Mike decided that he wanted to paddle it for the first time with Pinky and Facey and headed off in the first group. The rapids were all quite sweet and after the 2 portages you were able to seal launch back into the river (much to Pinky's delight). Just before the get out we all stopped so that Pinky and Facey could get pictures of where Facey proposed to Dawn (Dawn currently being a little too big to come play). At the get-out we were greeted by Julie with fresh cherries from their campsite and the inevitable stone spitting ensued.

After lunch in the sun the general conclusion was reached that the middle was too low to make it worth while paddling so after much faff the group split with some people running the Sunshine Run on the Durance from the Rab down to Embrun (II-III) and Pinky and Tim going for a high water blast down the Lower Guisane again having not fulfilled their adrenaline quotient for the day.

Mr Webb and Chris went down to Embrun to pick up the sunshine runners, eat ice cream and watch lots of people playing on the wave. Facey and Beth both seemed to be having a whale of a time ripping it up once they got used to the wave. John W was commenting that maybe his boat wasn't quite the correct choice for the task!

The evening ended up with everyone except the Penketh family having a BBQ at the Rab and throwing stones across the river. This is a good game except if your shoulder is a little bit painful from Chateau Q.

Tuesday

Having said good bye to Pinky, Julie, Suzie (whilst collecting another shipping order of cherries from the campsite) and Facey (wishing him well on impending fatherhood) we set off around Lac de Serre-Poncon to go visit the Ubaye valley. John W had been going on all week about how he wanted to do Fresquieres, one of the harder sections on the river and legendary piece of water. So we all trooped up and had a look at it and thought that maybe another day and today we would go for the racecourse.

Ubaye Racecourse (IV-)

The Ubaye Racecourse is where they hold the French national down river races and is an awesome, relatively large volume, play run at the levels we had. With nothing too serious on the run (well nothing harder than a low IV) everyone piled down; catching waves on the fly, rock splatting, wave wheeling and generally "playing the river". Sick Boy even managed to bob through the largest hole on the run. It was though the site of our first swimming action, perfectly voluntary I hasten to add as Chris, Tim, Beth, Andy amongst others jumped in off a rock set up for the purpose by the rafters who use the run extensively. Tim even went one better and careered off the rock whilst still sat in his boat. As we approached the end of the run their was a mild moment of concern for Beth, who (having been told we don't want to go into the Gorge) found us merrily paddling into one, thankfully for all concerned we hadn't lost the plot but were going into the Lauzete Gorge rather than the Ubaye one. Still it is an amazing 200m of water with a bridge hundreds of years old arching 50 m above.

After such a fantastic day mucking around it was only appropriate to finish it off with more mucking around on the play wave at Embrun. Much borrowing and swapping of boats took place, though we still couldn't convince John W to show us how it should be done. It still being nice and sunny the obvious choice was to head back to the Rab for more beer and another BBQ. This time we (team stealthy car) went all out with a gourmet delight of trout fillets with lemon and pepper accompanied by jacket potatoes and tomatoes. Then to complete the gastronomic delights we had baked bananas with chocolate, mmmm nice!

Veneon III-IV (V) - report from Iain

On Tuesday bright and early the Baby mobile and Facey made our merry way over the hill towards Val d'Isere, the aim being to get Facey closer to the airport (via much riverage) and for the rest of us to get a bit more baby time. We pootled over the pass to look at the Romanche, which was honking (just prior to midday, so big this year), and sadly had at least three trees in it. The ballistic nature of this river means that tree avoidance might have been a bit perilous for two boaters, so we skipped and headed down valley to the Veneon.

The Veneon is rightly described as an Alpine gem. It flows turquoise and white in a very steep sided valley, with continuous great-looking rapids and no dull bits whatsover. It is also quite hard, with most of the river in the class V to VI category; check your paddle magazines and there will be pics of psychos doing these bits because they are sooo photogenic. The bit we inspected was the easier lower section between Uhhurhurzutalors and fublufuhpommesdeterre (can't remember). This section is steep and fairly chunky and should be looked at - espcially as the (V) bit is actually 800m long! We got on in scorchio sunshine and paddled through with two portages (rough looking weir thing at the top and the 800m cataract). I (Pinky) found it quite intimidating, but Facey was more cool, though it should be noted that with the gradient and rock types - i.e. the river feel, we inspected even the class III stuff. Still it was a top run and deserves a more involved attempt next time.

Wednesday

After a very successful evening the night before, Mike was even more problematic to get moving in the morning but eventually we headed off Briancon way to see if there was water in the Claree. On the way we stopped at the get in for the Durance Gorge to have a look at the level. We were in luck, it appeared to be at a level worth giving it a go. Just as we thought we might give it a go Goose's car drove on past and didn't return so we abandoned the D Gorge for the time being and tried to find Goose in the supermarket before finally heading up past Briancon to run the Middle Claree.

Middle Claree (III+)

The Claree starts with a bit of a bang: after almost 100m of warm up it is straight into a couple of drops that represent the crux of the run. After quite a lot of wandering around the undergrowth trying to inspect the drops and work out if the intended lines would go everyone bumbled through them with out incident. Unfortunately, even though the temperature had increased substantially, there really wasn't enough water in the river to get it at its best with the main issue being the repeated impact with rocks. At the get out Beth removed her cag to discover that she had transported a stowaway down the river in the form of a very hairy caterpillar!

After a lunch of mostly melted cheese we headed off to have a go at the Durance Gorge. With the guide book description of hard water inside a committing gorge with a monster portage to add to the mix, those of us who hadn't run it before were to say the least intimidated.

Durance Gorge (III)

Having psyched ourselves up over the period of about an hour we finally decided to go for it. We were going to run the D gorge. For the record it was the biggest disappointment of the week with there not being enough water (the gauge was on 2.8 for reference). Even the portage didn't live up expectations, though involving scrambling across a scree slope it wasn't that exposed. Tim did do the honourable thing and offer to take Beth's boat for her. To put it bluntly the river was dog low and when we stopped for the second portage (slot and drop was so narrow as to be impassable in these levels) it was noticed that Mike and Jon had cracked their boats. After hitting far too many rocks to count by the end both splits were worse and Ben had added one to the legendary RPM. By the get out Mike was sinking fast and Chris had had to take about several dry rolls as the channel he followed disappeared and he had to roll overland to get back to the point where he could float.

After talk of a cocktail night everyone headed off to the supermarket where the majority (well all the blokes) were distracted by the sight of a very attractive French young lady wandering around the freezer section in just a small bikini! As Mike put it: "You don't see that in Morrisons". An evening of eating pizzas and watch Ben repair his boat and a distinct lack of cocktails.

Doron (IV) - report from Iain

After Driving up to Val d'Isere, we stopped at the campsite in Landry on Tuesday night, drank beer and got pished on by a mighty thunderstorm. Baby slept through. Wednesday morn and Facey had not very long at all to bag a river so we headed to Brides Les Bains to scope the Doron.

The Doron is a short and sweet river fed by the snow and ice that supports the Three Valleys ski area. It is like a cross between the lower Guisane and the Gyr, not too tricky but full-on. This day it was 90 on the gauge and was certainly in the full-on category (as high as we have done it), slightly grey and with that bizarre river mist that thunderstorms seem to bring. It was as usual very quick and very sweet, but the mist made river scouting quite a challenage and meant that we skipped some byoutiful waves. No trees thankfully, but this time due to the size of the river we chose to inspect the weir down by the dechetterie. 40 minutes of top fun in the sun and we were done.

After that: in short, Facey legged it to Geneva and we lounged by the pool in the campsite, and then on Thursday started home. It should be observed that as we left the Isere was honking, and during our 2 days there had never been low - touch wood but I have never had low conditions in this area, mainly I'm guessing due to the river flow regulation here; Briancon aficionados take note. We drove over three days from the mountains via Beaujolais, Beaune and Reims (coincidentally good wine regions) and also did some time on the WW1 battlefields, which was v.interesting. Then to Calais and home. Boo!

Thursday

Irritatingly when we eventually got to the shop it was shut so we headed off to the Ubaye with Mikey boat-less. Somehow we had failed to communicate where we were going to Goose so off he went to the get in for Chateau Q. This we only found out when we phoned him to ask him where the hell he was which precipitated the following discussion:

Chris: "Tim we could carry our boats up to round the corner and just paddle them down when Goose arrives and pretend we've run Fresq"

Tim: "Yeah or we could run it"

Beth: "Will you stop going on about it and just run it"

Tim: "Shall we? I'm keen and Andy's up for it"

So with Mr Willoughby's bluff called and without really meaning to, a bunch of us were committed to while away the time before Goose arrived running Fresq.

Fresquieres (IV+)

Chris running Fresq

Awesome is the only way to describe this! As Andy, John W, Chris and Tim sat in the eddy at the start Andy confided thart the only previous time he had tried to run Fresq he had walked off with in 100m, not confidence inspiring. The run got straight into hard grade IV water which continued to a grade V drop that we had seen people running on Tuesday and had already agreed to walk. The river flattened out and we started to think that the end was in sight then as we came round a corner the river dropped away and everything got good again. There is though something very reassuring to be able to turn round and see John in his massive Diesel and Romer face guarded helmet!

Whilst we had been having fun Jon was smothering the bottom of his boat with silicon sealant in the misguided belief that it would make it paddleable. When the other car arrived they were in a bad mood and only Eric wanted to paddle. With a little encouragement we managed to bully Martin into paddling but Goose was determined to play gooseberry (do you like the pun?) to Mike and Michelle.

Ubaye Racecourse (IV-)

With slightly less water than earlier in the week on we piled for another joyous play run. Andy, John W and Ben had been very generous and brought Mikey and Jon a raft so that they could run the river as well. Unfortunately even Suzie might have had difficulty being able to fit inside it, nevertheless John W was not to be denied and towed it the length of the river. By half way down it had become very apparent that Jon's attempt at DIY boat repairs were less successful than would be hoped, while the InaZone slowly filled with water and sank beneath the waves Jon's cag filled with the displaced air and he started to resemble the Michelin Man! With a decided party atmosphere pervading the group Beth and Tim decided to have a mud fight which resulted in Tim first trying to sink Beth and then have to rescue her boat as it tried to make an escape for freedom! Now that his boat was only slightly more use than the baby raft Jon decided to emulate Tim and threw himself off the jumping rock in his boat much to the annoyance of a local raft guide who was certain that it was too shallow.

Whilst some of us were enjoying the safety of the Racecourse Goose took his life into his hands and ran the lower lower Ubaye (also known as Lac de Serre-Poncon) and had a minor epic resulting in the hasty exiting from his craft.

On our return through Embrun we again stopped for a play and for Mike to borrow a demo Project 52 for the next day's adventure. Then it was back to the Rab for more wave action and another BBQ. Jon took the opportunity to dismantle his boat entirely and try and plastic weld it shut. Some people even managed to finally drink huge quantities of spirits and have a cocktail night.

Friday

With only one day left paddling in the Durance valley region the heat was on to get as much done as possible on the last day. This involved Chris doing what he is often thought to be best at; being highly irritating whilst waking everyone up. The plan was to run Chateau Q, the Middle Guil, Lower Guisane and to end the day with the Gyr. Ambitious definitely, possible no (the Guil was too low for the middle to go). So off we went to the get in for Chateau Q and even managed to get everyone there first time!

Chateau Queyras Gorge (IV?)

Beth and Tim after running Chateau Q

The level was slightly higher and therefore harder than before. There was a curling stopper half way down that was destined to make people roll leading to even more rock braces than before. Beth rolled in the meat and Martin ran the majority of it upside down before eventually swimming and breaking his glasses! The bottom drop was different again at this level and Chris blind-probed to be followed by a multitude of bad ways to run it. Sick boy took a particularly "interesting" line and required numerous roll attempts before confirming himself as upright and happy.

After a quick change it was off to Col de l'Izoard for a team photo and then back down into Briancon for the Lower Guisane.

Lower Guisane (IV)

Slightly lower levels than Sunday made the river not quite up to the same standard, but still very good. We as a group made the mistake of having Beth follow Mikey who was paddling the demo Project 52 for the first time and was therefore a little more nervous and less concentrated on looking after Beth. After a while Beth decided she would quite understandably rather swap into Andy, Ben and John W's group. This was made possible by the second of Jon's DIY repairs lasting only slightly longer than his first and him being forced to walk off due to now being a submarine! Unfortunately Beth swam on the hard part and Ben took a technical trying to get her paddles (backward vertical pin, nice). The rest of the river passed without much incident and we were soon back in that lay-by changing again in preparation for an inspection of the Gyr.

Gyr (V?)

The Gyr, for anyone who has never seen it, is an odd river. Possibly the most ugly river in the Alps as it appears to run through the middle of a building site, on closer inspection it turns out that the building site is just the destruction instigated by the river itself. Fed by glaciers, by six o'clock the Gyr is massive and you can hear boulders crashing against each other as the river slides off the mountainside. With the river changing potentially by the day those wishing to paddle it walk the length of the section (about 3 km) to check it is OK. By the time everyone reached the top the only ones of us up for the challenge were Mike and Tim. Beth was heard to mutter something about men and egos before heading off to the bottom with the other non-paddlers. Twelve minutes later, having had to wait for a raft Mike and Tim were at the bottom to be joined about five minutes later by Eric who had run the length of the river trying to provide safety cover! Apparently it had all gone well and had convinced Mike that he wanted a Project 52 as his new boat.

In the evening we decided to indulge in a bit of local culture and cuisine and headed into Embrun to eat at a local restaurant. All smelling lovely due to the thick layer of insect repellent required to keep the midges away we feasted on foi gras, tartiflette, duck and donkey's ears! Thankfully the donkey's ears were a spinach dish and nothing to do with real donkeys. After cramming seven into Mike's car for the journey home most people slipped off to bed, the notable exception being Mike and Michelle who headed off to the Rab to try and finish off their red wine supply.

Saturday

After some more fafftastic packing we left the Rab and its mildy irate and irritating owners behind and headed to Embrun and the Gap in the hope of doing another new river. With only rubbish maps to guide us we somehow managed to get to the Bonne.

Bonne (IV)

The Bonne seems like it should be in Scotland! It is a bit like the Spean Gorge crossed with the Findhorn gorge and the Onde but that still doesn't explain it. The river starts with a mini gorge that you need to inspect from the right bank to ensure there are no tree hazards. Andy and Ben did this by following a path from the road that Chris and Tim reached by bashing their way through the undergrowth. A couple of stoppers (which caused several people to roll) were followed by the gorge narrowing dramatically to about 1m wide! Some reasonably normal paddling followed before there was another narrowing when the river went into an almost pinball machine style rapid. Just after half way there was a portage of a nasty grade V+ drop. Chris ended up at the front and made a total mess getting out of his boat. Beth went one better and decided the eddyline above the drop was the best place to practice her rolling! The rest of the river was punctuated by more drops, several of them with trees in and to complete the Scottish feel there was a walk out to the cars reminiscent of the Findhorn though thankfully not as long!

After not really saying our farewells the stealth mobile headed off homeward stopping in Grenoble to watch the second half of the football in a cafe. Though the Cafe we stopped in had an England flag on the wall it was above the way to the toilets, this gave an indication of their support! After loosing we were treated to the entirety of Grenoble high street turning into an impromptu Portuguese victory party which having taken a few photos we avoided in our English plated car. The drive up was pretty uneventful, after deciding against trying to drive through the night we stopped in a service area, got our sleeping bags out and kipped for four hours under the stars.

Sunday

After stopping in Calais for breakfast we went to join the massed queues of English football fans returning from Germany at the ferry port. Unluckily for us this meant we had to pay a £60 charge to change our ticket. A short drive on the English side and we were back in very sunny and hot Southampton unpacking and wishing we had gone for two weeks.

So in the end in seven days we ran sixteen different sections, had three proper and one technical swims, wrote off three boats and drank more beer than was healthy. All in all an excellent Alps trip.

For the moment, our photos are in Andy and Chris's PhotoBuckets - they'll be linked in to succ-olds.com soon. Honest. More to come too...